Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Mellow Yellow SNP Separatist wants to sing the UK's tune at Eurovision.


Mellow yellow SNP Separatist musician Pete Wishart has sold out Scottish Nationalism by revealing he now wants to sing to Great Britains tune after all and is hoping to represent the United Kingdom in the Eurovision Song Contest with his new band with his new best mates. The band made from MP's consists of one Yellow Tory, one  Blue Tory and a majority of two Red Tory's may be a sign of good things to come. Pete says "We have a natural common interest ..how could things not go well ?"  Pete  (Stagename: "Pistol Pete" due to all his sudden bursts of faux outrage) also revealed that they have been rehearsing  a few songs already including the obvious "Mellow Yellow" and "Westminster Cathedral" (Pete mumbled "It really should be Winchester Cathedral but as they both start with W who is really likely to notice ?"). Pete reckoned once SNP supporters saw him perform  seamlessly along with a Blue Tory and Two Red Tory's he would soon have them jumping up and down. (Yes Pete, we agree with you but perhaps not in the way you were thinking) Pete also hinted the Band  were working on a new album probably  with one of the bigger experienced recording labels..after all why would you go to one of the small Independents that no ones every heard of that might go bust in a week or so and leave you high and dry ?

Pete was reminded that Alex Neil said no SNP MP would have two jobs and that the SNP believed that being an MP was a full time job and thats what they would be doing unlike the other parties.
"Ah"  he says " more SNPbaad again ?  Anyway that was ages ago and its just the sort of thing that you have to say to get elected, after that you can do whatever you like..anyway the other Job is really just part time anyway."

If any of Pete's constituents are left wondering if they are likely to be affected by this new venture...who really knows yet ...but lets be honest you only really get what you chose to vote for.

Read the full story on the Daily Record website here







































































































































































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